i mean you already have to cash in on your daughter's bad marriage just to avoid getting arrested. that's so far downhill.
oh uhhhhhhh jeez hey rick i forgot! unrelated to any of that are you weaker against hand to hand or blunt objects? it's for a survey. mirror school right what a killer.
[ Whether he does or not, Mirror Morty is drawing dick graffiti on the mirror in real time, presumably meant to more or less line up with Rick's unibrow. ]
it's important for kids to have well-rounded interests, huh?
hey did you actually know anybody who thought it was weird that the you over here is nice and can care about people? or did literally everyone think it makes sense that your mirror is a decent human being
i hate his guts and not just because it's my job to hate stuff
[ morty still has to talk himself into it a little. things are different. there's been a lot to think about even without having 'actively going out of his way to avoid his grandpa' on the table anymore.
but at the end of the day, a rick is a rick. it's not like morty doesn't know what that means. there's not really anything he could do about it anyway. ]
hey i dont know if you wanna break some records or anything but the laser tag setup and the arcade stuff is pretty cool?
i havent seen anyone die for real in there yet either
[Stan's been back to life for a couple of days, which is apparently long enough to get him in a huge fight with his brother after things had been going pretty good for so long. He's pretty ticked about it, so once the event's over (and once he's one hundred percent sure he's not going to get that weird Mirror of his) he sends out a message to Rick.]
SO THAT ONE FUCKING BLEW. WANNA GET A DRINK?
[He already knows the answer's probably yes, so that helps.]
She thinks she should've reached out sooner. She contacted Tim so quickly, made sure he was alright. Contacted Rocket, who tried to reach out to her and failed. But he feels... she thought maybe she'd give him space. But she's realizing Rick doesn't tend to confront his emotions, so she should be first.]
[He almost just doesn't answer. He lets it sit there for almost a half an hour before he bothers. Why the hell would she want to speak to him, anyway?]
Hello there! You're the one in charge of the library still, right?
[Yep, 'hello there' was about as close to small talk as he;s getting- important BOOK STUFF is ahoof. ]
Peggy mentioned that you hadn't found a librarian yet, and I'd love to offer up my services, so long as I'm not treading on anyone else's hooves. Er- feet.
[He remembers having this conversation back when he announced he was taking over the library.]
Yeah, fine. Listen, I gotta know, if you h-have video chat in pony world do you call it Snout Time? D-Do you call e-mail p-mail? Is your mail service called the p-pony express. I need to know.
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wow you look old as shit today.
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the "real" morty's right it's basically a matter of time until you go full sitting duck
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oh uhhhhhhh jeez hey rick i forgot! unrelated to any of that are you weaker against hand to hand or blunt objects? it's for a survey. mirror school right what a killer.
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[ Whether he does or not, Mirror Morty is drawing dick graffiti on the mirror in real time, presumably meant to more or less line up with Rick's unibrow. ]
it's important for kids to have well-rounded interests, huh?
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i hate his guts and not just because it's my job to hate stuff
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just a friendly reminder
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littering went out of style in the 90s or something anyway right?
i didn't actually exist until the other me got to wonderland so i'm making my best guess
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SPACE TEXTING BRO
but at the end of the day, a rick is a rick. it's not like morty doesn't know what that means. there's not really anything he could do about it anyway. ]
hey i dont know if you wanna break some records or anything but the laser tag setup and the arcade stuff is pretty cool?
i havent seen anyone die for real in there yet either
AYYYOO
we need to change that eimmgdiately
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just making the lasers real for whoever might go in there is like a ticket to murder
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SO THAT ONE FUCKING BLEW. WANNA GET A DRINK?
[He already knows the answer's probably yes, so that helps.]
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WITH YOUR...LEGS??
I DUNNO WHATEVER JUST MEET ME THERE.
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[Bad news, it's some kind of passive aggressive self help book. And the sender didn't bother to leave a Christmas Card or anything with their name on it.]
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She thinks she should've reached out sooner. She contacted Tim so quickly, made sure he was alright. Contacted Rocket, who tried to reach out to her and failed. But he feels... she thought maybe she'd give him space. But she's realizing Rick doesn't tend to confront his emotions, so she should be first.]
Hey.
How're you doing?
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drunk
what Y ou want
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Hello there! You're the one in charge of the library still, right?
[Yep, 'hello there' was about as close to small talk as he;s getting- important BOOK STUFF is ahoof. ]
Peggy mentioned that you hadn't found a librarian yet, and I'd love to offer up my services, so long as I'm not treading on anyone else's hooves. Er- feet.
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[He remembers having this conversation back when he announced he was taking over the library.]
Yeah, fine. Listen, I gotta know, if you h-have video chat in pony world do you call it Snout Time? D-Do you call e-mail p-mail? Is your mail service called the p-pony express. I need to know.
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