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[wriggedywrecked]

Hellooo, Rick here!






Just kidding, hahaaaa, you just got Ricked. You've reached Rick's voicemail, you know what to do.

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[onetruemorty]

[ WELCOME TO THE YOUTUBE COMMENTS SECTION ASSHOLE. Mirror Morty is always sometimes watching and always ready to make it known. ]

wow you look old as shit today.

[onetruemorty]

i guess that's how it is at your age. lots of looking like shit and losing your touch.

the "real" morty's right it's basically a matter of time until you go full sitting duck

[onetruemorty]

i mean you already have to cash in on your daughter's bad marriage just to avoid getting arrested. that's so far downhill.




oh uhhhhhhh jeez hey rick i forgot! unrelated to any of that are you weaker against hand to hand or blunt objects? it's for a survey. mirror school right what a killer.

[onetruemorty]

HEY ASSHOLE STAND STILL.

[ Whether he does or not, Mirror Morty is drawing dick graffiti on the mirror in real time, presumably meant to more or less line up with Rick's unibrow. ]

it's important for kids to have well-rounded interests, huh?

[onetruemorty]

hey did you actually know anybody who thought it was weird that the you over here is nice and can care about people? or did literally everyone think it makes sense that your mirror is a decent human being

i hate his guts and not just because it's my job to hate stuff

[onetruemorty]

YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT

just a friendly reminder

[onetruemorty]

i think your free replacement voucher ended up under your morty's dresser buddy you might want to pick it up in case you need it

littering went out of style in the 90s or something anyway right?

i didn't actually exist until the other me got to wonderland so i'm making my best guess

[onetruemorty]

[ 4 handwritten purple prose paragraphs of bad Ball Fondlers fanfic tbh. ]

[wriggedywrecked]

wow

[wriggedywrecked]

[Attached is the entirety of the Bee Movie script.]

SPACE TEXTING BRO

[onetruemorty]

[ morty still has to talk himself into it a little. things are different. there's been a lot to think about even without having 'actively going out of his way to avoid his grandpa' on the table anymore.

but at the end of the day, a rick is a rick. it's not like morty doesn't know what that means. there's not really anything he could do about it anyway. ]

hey i dont know if you wanna break some records or anything but the laser tag setup and the arcade stuff is pretty cool?

i havent seen anyone die for real in there yet either

AYYYOO

[wriggedywrecked]

holy shit are you serious

we need to change that eimmgdiately

Re: AYYYOO

[onetruemorty]

i bet a lot of people from the mansion would be into real laser fights. maybe we can get some teams together

just making the lasers real for whoever might go in there is like a ticket to murder

[wriggedywrecked]

It's not worth it unelss a few random pegple have real lazers

[onetruemorty]

no you at least need a sign or something saying that might happen right?

i think otherwise you get a lot of people in there who aren't even doing anything.
and its like those are lasers everyone else could be shooting and dodging instead you know?

[wriggedywrecked]

IF they're not shotting lasers they deserve to be lazerted but Ill make a sing if yo ureally fucking want one

[onetruemorty]

okay good thanks

it just makes it more like a fun game and less like one of those dimensions where they hunt people for sport sometimes

[wriggedywrecked]

Oh man remember that fucking perge planet with all hte cat people.

[onetruemorty]

i mean

yeah

thats kind of a hard one to forget it was SUPER messed up

[wriggedywrecked]

yeah it got pretty wild there at the end haha

[onetruemorty]

rick it was awful! jesus

i bet if youd been the one who had to sit through that screenplay youd hate that planet more than i did

[ maybe morty's one-armed man is recovering from that stupid fucking lighthouse keeper's tale ]

[wriggedywrecked]

LMFAO WOW MORTY

I mean okay yeah everyone's got taht one planet that they cant fucking stand

[onetruemorty]

weve done a lot of crazy stuff together and been to some weird places you know?

but i gotta draw the line at drugged candy bars and purges and lighthouse guys who cant take criticism

[wriggedywrecked]

Yeah fuck that guy. aRthricia was okay thoufh

text; Backdated a few days because I suck at doing things on time apparently.

[charlastan]

[Stan's been back to life for a couple of days, which is apparently long enough to get him in a huge fight with his brother after things had been going pretty good for so long. He's pretty ticked about it, so once the event's over (and once he's one hundred percent sure he's not going to get that weird Mirror of his) he sends out a message to Rick.]

SO THAT ONE FUCKING BLEW. WANNA GET A DRINK?

[He already knows the answer's probably yes, so that helps.]