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[wriggedywrecked]

Hellooo, Rick here!






Just kidding, hahaaaa, you just got Ricked. You've reached Rick's voicemail, you know what to do.

Comments

mirror writing

[onetruemorty]

[ WELCOME TO THE YOUTUBE COMMENTS SECTION ASSHOLE. Mirror Morty is always sometimes watching and always ready to make it known. ]

wow you look old as shit today.

[onetruemorty]

i guess that's how it is at your age. lots of looking like shit and losing your touch.

the "real" morty's right it's basically a matter of time until you go full sitting duck

[onetruemorty]

i mean you already have to cash in on your daughter's bad marriage just to avoid getting arrested. that's so far downhill.




oh uhhhhhhh jeez hey rick i forgot! unrelated to any of that are you weaker against hand to hand or blunt objects? it's for a survey. mirror school right what a killer.

[onetruemorty]

HEY ASSHOLE STAND STILL.

[ Whether he does or not, Mirror Morty is drawing dick graffiti on the mirror in real time, presumably meant to more or less line up with Rick's unibrow. ]

it's important for kids to have well-rounded interests, huh?

[onetruemorty]

hey did you actually know anybody who thought it was weird that the you over here is nice and can care about people? or did literally everyone think it makes sense that your mirror is a decent human being

i hate his guts and not just because it's my job to hate stuff

[onetruemorty]

YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT

just a friendly reminder

[onetruemorty]

i think your free replacement voucher ended up under your morty's dresser buddy you might want to pick it up in case you need it

littering went out of style in the 90s or something anyway right?

i didn't actually exist until the other me got to wonderland so i'm making my best guess

[onetruemorty]

[ 4 handwritten purple prose paragraphs of bad Ball Fondlers fanfic tbh. ]

[wriggedywrecked]

[Attached is the entirety of the Bee Movie script.]

[wriggedywrecked]

wow

SPACE TEXTING BRO

[onetruemorty]

[ morty still has to talk himself into it a little. things are different. there's been a lot to think about even without having 'actively going out of his way to avoid his grandpa' on the table anymore.

but at the end of the day, a rick is a rick. it's not like morty doesn't know what that means. there's not really anything he could do about it anyway. ]

hey i dont know if you wanna break some records or anything but the laser tag setup and the arcade stuff is pretty cool?

i havent seen anyone die for real in there yet either

AYYYOO

[wriggedywrecked]

holy shit are you serious

we need to change that eimmgdiately

Re: AYYYOO

[onetruemorty]

i bet a lot of people from the mansion would be into real laser fights. maybe we can get some teams together

just making the lasers real for whoever might go in there is like a ticket to murder

text; Backdated a few days because I suck at doing things on time apparently.

[charlastan]

[Stan's been back to life for a couple of days, which is apparently long enough to get him in a huge fight with his brother after things had been going pretty good for so long. He's pretty ticked about it, so once the event's over (and once he's one hundred percent sure he's not going to get that weird Mirror of his) he sends out a message to Rick.]

SO THAT ONE FUCKING BLEW. WANNA GET A DRINK?

[He already knows the answer's probably yes, so that helps.]

text, immediately

[wriggedywrecked]

fuck yes legs drown our sorrows or whatever

legs*

legs*

let's

fucking auto carrot

text, immediately

[charlastan]

HAHA JUST GET YOUR AUTO CARROT TO THE BAR ALREADY

WITH YOUR...LEGS??

I DUNNO WHATEVER JUST MEET ME THERE.

text

[choosetruth]

I have a proposal for a research project. It may not be possible, so I feel like it'll appeal to you.

text

[wriggedywrecked]

[She's starting to know him too well. It's a problem.]

I'm listening.

text

[choosetruth]

I want to break the Queen of Hearts' hold over the Mirrors.

12/25

[shslliar]

[Good news, Rick actually got a gift this year.]

[Bad news, it's some kind of passive aggressive self help book. And the sender didn't bother to leave a Christmas Card or anything with their name on it.]

[wriggedywrecked]

[Rick sets it on fire.]

backdated to 5/15

[normandysbest]

[It's been almost two weeks.

She thinks she should've reached out sooner. She contacted Tim so quickly, made sure he was alright. Contacted Rocket, who tried to reach out to her and failed. But he feels... she thought maybe she'd give him space. But she's realizing Rick doesn't tend to confront his emotions, so she should be first.]

Hey.
How're you doing?

[wriggedywrecked]

[He almost just doesn't answer. He lets it sit there for almost a half an hour before he bothers. Why the hell would she want to speak to him, anyway?]

drunk

what Y ou want

Video

[bibliocorn]

[Hey Rick, hey Rick, you've got HORSE MAIL. ]

Hello there! You're the one in charge of the library still, right?

[Yep, 'hello there' was about as close to small talk as he;s getting- important BOOK STUFF is ahoof. ]

Peggy mentioned that you hadn't found a librarian yet, and I'd love to offer up my services, so long as I'm not treading on anyone else's hooves. Er- feet.

[That's a lie, he doesn't care at all. ]

Video

[wriggedywrecked]

Jesus Christ.

[He remembers having this conversation back when he announced he was taking over the library.]

Yeah, fine. Listen, I gotta know, if you h-have video chat in pony world do you call it Snout Time? D-Do you call e-mail p-mail? Is your mail service called the p-pony express. I need to know.