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[Good news, Rick actually got a gift this year.]
[Bad news, it's some kind of passive aggressive self help book. And the sender didn't bother to leave a Christmas Card or anything with their name on it.]
[Bad news, it's some kind of passive aggressive self help book. And the sender didn't bother to leave a Christmas Card or anything with their name on it.]
[Rick sets it on fire.]
Edited 2017-12-26 22:59 (UTC)
[It's been almost two weeks.
She thinks she should've reached out sooner. She contacted Tim so quickly, made sure he was alright. Contacted Rocket, who tried to reach out to her and failed. But he feels... she thought maybe she'd give him space. But she's realizing Rick doesn't tend to confront his emotions, so she should be first.]
Hey.
How're you doing?
She thinks she should've reached out sooner. She contacted Tim so quickly, made sure he was alright. Contacted Rocket, who tried to reach out to her and failed. But he feels... she thought maybe she'd give him space. But she's realizing Rick doesn't tend to confront his emotions, so she should be first.]
Hey.
How're you doing?
[He almost just doesn't answer. He lets it sit there for almost a half an hour before he bothers. Why the hell would she want to speak to him, anyway?]
drunk
what Y ou want
drunk
what Y ou want
Yeah, figured as much.
Checking in on you.
We haven't talked since... y'know, everything.
Checking in on you.
We haven't talked since... y'know, everything.
what s there to say?
Wonlderland fucked us btoh
Wonlderland fucked us btoh
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
Really... thought we had a chance there.
Wouldn't have pulled you in otherwise.
I don't blame you, okay?
I'm sorry.
Really... thought we had a chance there.
Wouldn't have pulled you in otherwise.
I don't blame you, okay?
good bEcuase its nto my fault
IT's not your fault it's not even the reapers fault its WONDERLANDS fualt
the vaccine should have wordked. i was working on it for a YEA R. I tested it to fucking hell and back
theregs no rEsason it could havve failed except if wonderlang wanted it to
wonderland CHEATED
i had to kill you becaus woNDERLAND CHEATED
IT's not your fault it's not even the reapers fault its WONDERLANDS fualt
the vaccine should have wordked. i was working on it for a YEA R. I tested it to fucking hell and back
theregs no rEsason it could havve failed except if wonderlang wanted it to
wonderland CHEATED
i had to kill you becaus woNDERLAND CHEATED
Yeah, that's.
Not totally surprising.
But also the fucking worst.
It probably generated... something out of my memory, something I was always afraid of.
So it wasn't a real Reaper, or... whatever, some dumb shit like that.
I don't know.
Maybe Hearts really is just that mad at me.
Not totally surprising.
But also the fucking worst.
It probably generated... something out of my memory, something I was always afraid of.
So it wasn't a real Reaper, or... whatever, some dumb shit like that.
I don't know.
Maybe Hearts really is just that mad at me.
you think hearts is doing this shit?
becaugse i stil lthink it's just wontderland
just theies whole peice gof shit world
becaugse i stil lthink it's just wontderland
just theies whole peice gof shit world
Not really.
It's just easier to punch Hearts in the face.
Which would be satisfying.
Not just force from a consciousness I can't throttle for this shit.
It's just easier to punch Hearts in the face.
Which would be satisfying.
Not just force from a consciousness I can't throttle for this shit.
I'm all for lpunching royalty in the fcugking face but lets jsut not forget what the real aneenemy is
the realg enemy is relayity itsevlf
[Guess who's getting progressively more drunk and progressively more paranoid.]
the realg enemy is relayity itsevlf
[Guess who's getting progressively more drunk and progressively more paranoid.]
[Well that should have been pretty expected.]
Yep.
Got my eyes on the prize.
Not everything's out to get you.
But I'm sorry one of 'em was me for a while there.
Thanks for keeping your promise.
Yep.
Got my eyes on the prize.
Not everything's out to get you.
But I'm sorry one of 'em was me for a while there.
Thanks for keeping your promise.
don't thank me
[Carefully hunt-and-pecked so he spelled it right to emphasize how serious he is.]
[Carefully hunt-and-pecked so he spelled it right to emphasize how serious he is.]
[She swallows, suddenly a little more uncomfortable.]
Right.
Well.
You gonna be okay?
Right.
Well.
You gonna be okay?
Great.
You ever wanna get sloppy wasted, you know who to call, yeah?
You ever wanna get sloppy wasted, you know who to call, yeah?
Cool.
See you soon.
[She'll think of something nice to get him. Some sort of apology.]
See you soon.
[She'll think of something nice to get him. Some sort of apology.]
[Hey Rick, hey Rick, you've got HORSE MAIL. ]
Hello there! You're the one in charge of the library still, right?
[Yep, 'hello there' was about as close to small talk as he;s getting- important BOOK STUFF is ahoof. ]
Peggy mentioned that you hadn't found a librarian yet, and I'd love to offer up my services, so long as I'm not treading on anyone else's hooves. Er- feet.
[That's a lie, he doesn't care at all. ]
Hello there! You're the one in charge of the library still, right?
[Yep, 'hello there' was about as close to small talk as he;s getting- important BOOK STUFF is ahoof. ]
Peggy mentioned that you hadn't found a librarian yet, and I'd love to offer up my services, so long as I'm not treading on anyone else's hooves. Er- feet.
[That's a lie, he doesn't care at all. ]
Jesus Christ.
[He remembers having this conversation back when he announced he was taking over the library.]
Yeah, fine. Listen, I gotta know, if you h-have video chat in pony world do you call it Snout Time? D-Do you call e-mail p-mail? Is your mail service called the p-pony express. I need to know.
[He remembers having this conversation back when he announced he was taking over the library.]
Yeah, fine. Listen, I gotta know, if you h-have video chat in pony world do you call it Snout Time? D-Do you call e-mail p-mail? Is your mail service called the p-pony express. I need to know.
I-
[He'd been expecting some credentials perhaps, but no, no. It's just more stupid-ass pony questions. He rolls his eyes. ]
No. We don't have video chat, or e-mail, we just have letters. And it's called the mail.
[He'd been expecting some credentials perhaps, but no, no. It's just more stupid-ass pony questions. He rolls his eyes. ]
No. We don't have video chat, or e-mail, we just have letters. And it's called the mail.
Fucking boring. I-If you're gonna go this whole pun route with, with "on the other hoof" and "everypony" and all this shit, y-you might as well go all the way.
Anyway y-you can come down to the library whenever, check out the updates.
Anyway y-you can come down to the library whenever, check out the updates.
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