Hello there! You're the one in charge of the library still, right?
[Yep, 'hello there' was about as close to small talk as he;s getting- important BOOK STUFF is ahoof. ]
Peggy mentioned that you hadn't found a librarian yet, and I'd love to offer up my services, so long as I'm not treading on anyone else's hooves. Er- feet.
[He remembers having this conversation back when he announced he was taking over the library.]
Yeah, fine. Listen, I gotta know, if you h-have video chat in pony world do you call it Snout Time? D-Do you call e-mail p-mail? Is your mail service called the p-pony express. I need to know.
Fucking boring. I-If you're gonna go this whole pun route with, with "on the other hoof" and "everypony" and all this shit, y-you might as well go all the way.
Anyway y-you can come down to the library whenever, check out the updates.
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Hello there! You're the one in charge of the library still, right?
[Yep, 'hello there' was about as close to small talk as he;s getting- important BOOK STUFF is ahoof. ]
Peggy mentioned that you hadn't found a librarian yet, and I'd love to offer up my services, so long as I'm not treading on anyone else's hooves. Er- feet.
[That's a lie, he doesn't care at all. ]
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[He remembers having this conversation back when he announced he was taking over the library.]
Yeah, fine. Listen, I gotta know, if you h-have video chat in pony world do you call it Snout Time? D-Do you call e-mail p-mail? Is your mail service called the p-pony express. I need to know.
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[He'd been expecting some credentials perhaps, but no, no. It's just more stupid-ass pony questions. He rolls his eyes. ]
No. We don't have video chat, or e-mail, we just have letters. And it's called the mail.
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Anyway y-you can come down to the library whenever, check out the updates.
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[R U D E. ]
Sure thing, I can do that.
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Do they have the D-Dewey Decimal fucko in horse land?
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[At least he's been in the library enough to know what that is. ]
Yes and no. Our way of organising books is very similar, but it's not called that. On account of us not having a Dewey.
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...Okay, whatever, a-as long as there's some kind of organization, I literally d-don't care.
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Oh, I promise it'll be completely organised and well cared for.
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