[Hey Rick, hey Rick, you've got HORSE MAIL. ]

Hello there! You're the one in charge of the library still, right?

[Yep, 'hello there' was about as close to small talk as he;s getting- important BOOK STUFF is ahoof. ]

Peggy mentioned that you hadn't found a librarian yet, and I'd love to offer up my services, so long as I'm not treading on anyone else's hooves. Er- feet.

[That's a lie, he doesn't care at all. ]